January 2011
54 posts
December 2010
25 posts
I'm In Love With Steve
From DOTD.
Let’s be honest, he’s a badass. And has many redeeming qualities.
I’d hit that.
More than once. Comprehende?
But this made me LOL:
He has a Facebook page, like a little fan-thang, or whatever.
And it has one fan. One.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!
I still love you, man. <3
Biological immortality →
bestofwikipedia:
Biological immortality refers to a stable rate of mortality as a function of chronological age. Some individual cells and entire organisms in some species achieve this state either throughout their existence or after living long enough. This requires that death occur from injury or disease rather than deterioration, i.e., the absence of cellular senescence. (via Larson)
Want.
Small Penis Rule →
bestofwikipedia:
The “small penis rule” is an informal strategy used by authors to evade libel lawsuits. It was described in a New York Times article in 1998: “…For a fictional portrait to be actionable, it must be so accurate that a reader of the book would have no problem linking the two,” … One way authors can protect themselves from libel suits is to say that a character has a small penis,...
Confabulation →
bestofwikipedia:
In psychology, confabulation is the spontaneous narrative report of events that never happened. It consists of the creation of false memories, perceptions, or beliefs about the self or the environment - usually as a result of neurological or psychological dysfunction. (via yeslikethemotorcycle)
Where I Spend My Late Nights →
I Choose YOU! :3
mylittledecoy:
fistpoundofjustice:
nathansmmrs:
Charmanders are red
Mudkipz are blue
if you were a pokemon, i’d choose you
your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam
like Jesse & James, we could be the perfect Rocket Team
I will stay by your side like pikachu & Ash
and i’ll love you more than a level 80 rapidash
You’re more legendary than a zapdos, entei, or mew
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